I’m sure you guys have seen these before. I mean, I’m sure thou errant, fat-kidneyed barnacles have seen these before.
I would love to walk into a coffee shop and overhear a couple of people at a table in a corner insulting each other thusly. I would just stand there giggling. It would be maahvelous.
Thou puny, onion-eyed measle!
Oh yeah? You goatish, guts-griping gudgeon!
I seriously need to write down my favorite combinations and memorize them. Then, next time I get miffed at SuperDad, I’ll just call him a droning, idle-headed bladder . . . and all will be well again. *grin*