…is dead??? 

No, just sleeping. Like he’s dead. All spread out in the middle of the floor as if the Chiweenies yapped the life outta him. LOL.

Seriously, cat, you have a bed. Several, in fact, including the dog’s, the kid’s, and mine. You know they’re all belongs to you, right? So why the naps in the middle of the hard floor? 

One of life’s great mysteries.