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I’m sure you guys have seen these before.  I mean, I’m sure thou errant, fat-kidneyed barnacles have seen these before.

Which strikes thy fancy?

Which strikes thy fancy?

I would love to walk into a coffee shop and overhear a couple of people at a table in a corner insulting each other thusly.  I would just stand there giggling.  It would be maahvelous.

Thou puny, onion-eyed measle!

Oh yeah?  You goatish, guts-griping gudgeon!


I seriously need to write down my favorite combinations and memorize them.  Then, next time I get miffed at SuperDad, I’ll just call him a droning, idle-headed bladder . . . and all will be well again.  *grin*