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I’ve been given The Liebster Award!  Thank you, litterthoughts!

The rules:

  • post 11 things about yourself
  • answer the 11 questions from the person who gave you the award
  • ask 11 questions
  • pass the award to 11 persons (go to their site and inform them, of course)
  • no tag backs

Questions from  litterthoughts:

  • Are you a morning or night person? — Er . . . what time is it, again?
  • Your craziest fear? — Of existential questions.
  • First person you think of when you wake up? — Myself, of course!
  • The language/s you wish you can speak? — Italian, Klingon, and Elvish.
  • Your favorite alcoholic drink? — Rum & Whatever, Whatever being optional.
  • Singing or dancing? — Both at the same time, with above-mentioned alcoholic drink.
  • Your favorite book so far? — (My brain just exploded.)
  • Given a choice, what would you name yourself? — Sir Nebulous the Flatulent?
  • Your top blog sites are? — I’m confused.
  • Extreme sports you’d like to learn? — I smell poop.  Do you smell poop?
  • Most expensive thing you own? — A house!  Yay!

11 Things About Myself:

  1. I seriously doubt anyone in their right mind would care about this list.
  2. I have to try hard to be sarcastic.  No, really.
  3. Writing is a way of life for me, my journal is sacred and are those hot wings I smell??
  4. Pass the Ranch, my tongue is on fire!  Damn hot wings.
  5. I love hot wings.
  6. I love vodka, too.
  7. Hot wings and vodka.  Mmmm.
  8. Uh . . . where was I?  Oh . . .
  9. Stop walking so hard, you’re making the floor bounce.
  10. I think I’ve had enough vodka.
  11. Are there any hot wings left?

11 Questions I Have For You:

  1. Do you like hot wings?
  2. Do you like vodka?
  3. What do you think about moonwalks?
  4. What do you think about combining a moonwalk with hot wings and vodka?
  5. Who would clean up the mess?
  6. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  7. What if the woodchuck wouldn’t chuck wood, but he *would* chuck vodka?
  8. Or hot wings?
  9. Or both vodka and hot wings?
  10. In a moonwalk?
  11. Who would clean up *that* mess?

I am passing this award to: Good2BeGone, diannegray, WendyWelchBigStoneGap, TheSofi’sWorld, ephemeralfilaments, DefiningMotherhood,  TheUsualFoolishness, HonestToddler, WisconsinWit, and JoyandWoe.